i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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