fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i came on her dog
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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