We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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