her vagine was all disorganized.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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