Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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