Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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