Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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