So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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