He is an equal opportunity slut.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Randomize
