i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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