My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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