get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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