thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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