Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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