Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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