I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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