all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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