i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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