I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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