idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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