like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
