i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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