i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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