It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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