her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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