i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Randomize
