what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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