I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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