Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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