Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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