Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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