Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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