rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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