That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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