she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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