It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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