so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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