@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Mom said you looked used
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
