i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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