He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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