it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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