Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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