At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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