I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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