Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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