I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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