love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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