Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just invented taco cereal.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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