i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
