Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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